The Cork team bus is up for grabs on DoneDeal. The seller? Oh it’s only Jimmy Barry-Murphy of course.
This is hilarious. And low, and hilarious. Did we mention we find this funny? The image above is of course great but it’s the product description that makes it.
Cork team bus – free to a good home or nearest offer:
Low millage rarely goes to Dublin, a good few dents and a boot full of broken dreams. Prone to false starts and tends to stutter after 50 minutes. Tracker installed as it is known to go missing when needed most. Well able for trips to Wexford but struggles with multiple journeys to Killarney and Thurlas.
Owner must be able to mimic the Corkonian tongue to use the recently installed hands free device ‘Siri Barry Murphy’.
Trophy cabinet, mint condition but dusty and a gallon tub of Brasso can be thrown it.
To sweeten the deal I’ll also throw in Donal Og’s tear stained pie charts, along with his latest DVD, My top 10 greatest rants about Frank Murphy while wearing a dickie bow and twiddling a parker pen. (dickie bow and pen not included)
Serious offers only