Welcome to episode 40!
It’s the Coshcast, coming at you like Ashley Young into a Webcam.
There’s news from North London where mining companies have asked to start digging for rare gems after Arteta scores a goal and Giroud scores three of them as Arsenal beat Villa. Meanwhile Spurs are fielding offers from Carling and Calrsberg such was the efficiency of their bottling operation at Newcastle.
Elsewhere, City scrape into the Champions League, Bayern Munich win a title and a Hummels, Gonzalo scores golazos to go Higuainto the record books and Barcelona win La Liga by defying all the odds to beat Granada, who are aptly named.
Finally there’s a Toronto FC update featuring by far the best player in MLS, Drew Moor, and a bumper Mumu of the Week, where we have tales of Lavezzi in China. Get on with it!
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