Here at Pundit Arena HQ, we were only signing our names on pencil cases and copy books at 5 years old but little Kai is banging out autographs for elderly blondes.
Well that’s it. We’re hanging up our hats and calling it a day. Slaving away all day every day and not so much as a pat on the back. Meanwhile, there’s a five-year-old in Manchester slapping out autographs. The world has gone mad.
The following ridiculous picture was snapped at Old Trafford over the weekend as United romped past Tottenham 3-0.
The Red Devils mascot for the game was Wayne Rooney’s five-year-old son Kai, and bizarrely it seems that the toddler is a target for autograph hunters.
Your guess is as good as ours.